On The Google Machine?

I have no idea why this come up when I search for on the google machine, but far be it for me not to post a picture of really fat babies at McDonald's

 

So, great news everyone, On The Google Machine is back with a daily round up worthy of every cent that you pay to read, so essentially as crappy and worthless as ever.

SB Nation has some great pictures of Roger Clemens dressed like a Bro heading to church for that one time this summer his mom made him go to meet that really nice Everly girl.

FilmDrunk This really isn’t a very interesting story but I love Vince’s sense of humor and nothing is a better example of that then John Cusack playing Edgar Allen Poe: Rape Detective.

 Warming Glow Read this to hear Matt bitch about the Emmys, mostly because I don’t really want to and have pretty much the same opinion.

Ball Don't Lie Says that Tracy McGrady is washed up, Tracy not so sure, the rest of us, totally sure.

Suicide Blonde Has a picture of Audrey Hepdurn on a bike from about 50 years ago, why am I linking you ask? Because it’s so effing cute, that’s why.

Hipster Runoff Does a report on the Bro Hat, Hipster Runoff is utterly incomprehensible in every way and they do a list that runs from A to V and that’s why they are the greatest.