Since this is the hot news of the day I better write about it so that I can get some of that SEO that everyone is telling me about and maybe get some readers that aren’t Eastern Euros looking for pictures of Linus’s girlfriend.
It seems that at the PGA championship everything that isn’t made of grass is considered a bunker. This seems to include things that aren’t even on the golf course, the snack stand, the parking lot, some guys backyard across the street. I kept thinking of the Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge when Bart blasts it into the parking lot and has to put back off of a car.
First things first, it’s just retarded that anything out of bounds is a bunker, especially when it’s a litter box that fans have been stubbing out cigarettes in for 4 days. That said, this is totally Dustin Johnson and his caddy’s fault.
The players were all given the special course rules and then another set was posted in the locker room that clearly states that this course is insane and was built by goof ass people in the northern mid-west so pay attention to our bunker rules.
Now I’ve heard plenty of commentary on this and it turns out that Dustin Johnson thinks that like all good Americans reading is for fags and he wants no part of it, even if he could read. But that’s why you hire one of the those mamby pamby caddies, to do you reading for you, just like all those science club kids in high school.
Now we will have to hear for 6 months about can he get over this, is it too much psychological damage, will he ever win after this meltdown? Well that shit is boring and the worst kind of pop-psychology crap that sports journalism has to offer. Sports is like street tacos, sure you get sick one out of every 5 times, but fucking power through it, we don’t need to talk about it. Oh, and Dustin, ask the PGA if they can do a book on tape version of the rules.
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