On The Google Machine

If these were filled with 4 Loko it would resemble the fridge at our podcast

Welcome to another addition of On the Google Machine our now daily link dump brought to you here at DNP-CD every morning by me and that’s about it because we have no real sponsors.

With Hockey season back we are going to be adding a new blog to the daily read Don We Now Our Gay Apparel a blog dedicated to everyone’s favorite Craig Sager of the Great White North, Don Cherry and his amazingly Canadian wardrobe.

A quick link to our good buddies With Leather as they once again complain about how stupid the BCS is and especially perennial choke artists Ohio St The.

Since we professed out love of Jugallos and Film Drunk many times, why not combined the two and link to FilmDrunk talking about ICP?  Actually there are lots of reasons but here’s the link anyway.

Since everyone at my made up office calls Monday, Mongay check out That's So Gay and their picture gallery of stuff that’s just so gay, I think this specific link is to RDJ as we call him wearing some really tall shoes and doing that “Oh no you he didn’t” face.

And finally, as is necessary every Monday the irreplaceable Big Daddy Drew at KSK breaking down Peter King and with all the Cocktoberfest Brett Favre news lately it’s better than ever.

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We all know this is the future of google, a really awesome version of skynet

So today on the Google machine let’s slip and slide down the tubes of the interwebs, cause it’s tubes and webs, and find out what the kids are looking at.

Deadspin has some info about Brett Favre sending dick picks from his cell phone, and since Uj loves Brett Favre Dick Picks (let’s see the SEO on that one) here you go.  I think his excuse was he was trying to send them to someone else but they got intercepted BOOSH!

Also in sports Ball Don't Lie the best basketball out there, even with Kelly Dwyer running it has Carlos Boozer getting beat at horse by some kid.  They make a lot of excuses, but we hate Booz so screw him.

Basketball John over at SLC Dunk has done a series of Utah sports radio personalities death match things.  Something I should have done since this site is supposed to be sort of local and about media, but oh well.   Read SLC Dunk, it’s good, it’s about the Jazz, it will eventually be part of my local blog segment when I get around to it.

Here’s something from FilmDrunk don’t really care what the article is about, but I love FilmDrunk, there is an awesome video at the end with a fat chick talking about beating people to death and they introduced me to 4 Loko, so what more can I say.

And a little link to a new blog I’ve just learned about from Punte over at KSK and With Leather, Twinkies and Gin.  It’s about stuff I guess, I like it.

And since you’ve had to do a lot of reading, here’s a present, the chick that Brett was sexting with her hot friends.  They seem to be at one of those parties where all the girls are in swim suits and all the guys are in jeans and tribal tattoos.  I think Michael Bay invented those parties.

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I have no idea why this come up when I search for on the google machine, but far be it for me not to post a picture of really fat babies at McDonald's

 

So, great news everyone, On The Google Machine is back with a daily round up worthy of every cent that you pay to read, so essentially as crappy and worthless as ever.

SB Nation has some great pictures of Roger Clemens dressed like a Bro heading to church for that one time this summer his mom made him go to meet that really nice Everly girl.

FilmDrunk This really isn’t a very interesting story but I love Vince’s sense of humor and nothing is a better example of that then John Cusack playing Edgar Allen Poe: Rape Detective.

 Warming Glow Read this to hear Matt bitch about the Emmys, mostly because I don’t really want to and have pretty much the same opinion.

Ball Don't Lie Says that Tracy McGrady is washed up, Tracy not so sure, the rest of us, totally sure.

Suicide Blonde Has a picture of Audrey Hepdurn on a bike from about 50 years ago, why am I linking you ask? Because it’s so effing cute, that’s why.

Hipster Runoff Does a report on the Bro Hat, Hipster Runoff is utterly incomprehensible in every way and they do a list that runs from A to V and that’s why they are the greatest.

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Stolen from the Geniuses at Married to the Sea

Warming Glow Has a nice rundown of Doctors with Guns a new medical spoof this fall, now if only they could combine that with Children’s Hospital somehow.

Film Drunk Still my favorite website on the intertubes, even when it’s just Vince rehashing some joke from the Hasselhoff Roast which really isn’t even a movie story except it had a little to do with Manny Shyamalan.

With Leather Josh over at With Leather does an actual interview with Matt Murphy about the Kenny Powers K-Swiss commercial.  Very interesting if you are into that kind of thing, plus real reporting from Blogfrica, take that old media.

KSK Does their annual Fantasy Team Naming Guide, because, well it’s about that time and your team needs a better name than last year.  It’s like Chanukah for us non Jews.

And finally a little housekeeping as they say:  We are recording a new podcast today which hopefully will be on iTunes pretty soon, I don’t know what the hold up is, but until then get it at http://dnpcd.podbean.com/ or go to Podcast Alley and vote for us, it really helps.  And remember to follow our twitter at https://twitter.com/AceMahogany mostly just to boost my ego.