On The Google Machine

We all know this is the future of google, a really awesome version of skynet

So today on the Google machine let’s slip and slide down the tubes of the interwebs, cause it’s tubes and webs, and find out what the kids are looking at.

Deadspin has some info about Brett Favre sending dick picks from his cell phone, and since Uj loves Brett Favre Dick Picks (let’s see the SEO on that one) here you go.  I think his excuse was he was trying to send them to someone else but they got intercepted BOOSH!

Also in sports Ball Don't Lie the best basketball out there, even with Kelly Dwyer running it has Carlos Boozer getting beat at horse by some kid.  They make a lot of excuses, but we hate Booz so screw him.

Basketball John over at SLC Dunk has done a series of Utah sports radio personalities death match things.  Something I should have done since this site is supposed to be sort of local and about media, but oh well.   Read SLC Dunk, it’s good, it’s about the Jazz, it will eventually be part of my local blog segment when I get around to it.

Here’s something from FilmDrunk don’t really care what the article is about, but I love FilmDrunk, there is an awesome video at the end with a fat chick talking about beating people to death and they introduced me to 4 Loko, so what more can I say.

And a little link to a new blog I’ve just learned about from Punte over at KSK and With Leather, Twinkies and Gin.  It’s about stuff I guess, I like it.

And since you’ve had to do a lot of reading, here’s a present, the chick that Brett was sexting with her hot friends.  They seem to be at one of those parties where all the girls are in swim suits and all the guys are in jeans and tribal tattoos.  I think Michael Bay invented those parties.

Bench Cast

Sorry for the lack of posts this weekend, I was upgrading the computer and couldn’t due much until I finished it.  But we do have a couple of announcements, first Mitch has finally joined the staff, even if he hasn’t written anything, so that makes us predominantly Mexican and Japanese, like Sushi with a side of rice and beans.  How’s that for diversity in on a blog that’s mostly just about being racist and saying dirty words.
Secondly, and in some ways even more importantly is that we have recorded our first podcast, for now I think I’ll call it the Bench Cast, but a new name may come up later that doesn’t suck.  You can get it over at http://dnpcd.podbean.com/ which I think should have an RSS feed if you want to subscribe and I’m going to try to figure out how to get it on I-Tunes.  We should be doing these once a week, hopefully with the guys from that banner pic.
This week in was just me and my friend Francesca from That's What She Sent a very NSFW blog that pretty much just posts pictures of naked chicks sent on her friends’ cell phones.  It’s pretty much the most awesome thing ever and you should check it out, just not at the office.
We should be back on schedule with posts this week, hopefully a couple of our other writers will step it up and of course we’ll be on the clock for Brett Favre’s retirement decision, or not, it’s really up to Uj since he loves those purple sex fiends up in Minnesota.
Queef out!