Saturday, November 6, 2010

Utah "Big Tymerz" Jazz


Think about it.
Once Mehmet "Money" Okur comes back the jazz startting 5 could be:

PG: Deron Williams (a-doy)
SG: AK-47, think with me now
SF: Paul Millsap
PF: Big Al Jefferson
C: Memo

What does this mean? Well, turns out the Jazz starting 5 are pretty much the biggest in the west, giving us our best chance to match-up against the Lakers in years.

D-Willy, power and speed, eats up lil point guards (although Eric Gordon was KILLING him last night). He should have Derek Fisher's number this year, old man.

AK guards the dangers: He'll get lots of practice with Brandon Roy and Durantula and Carmelo. He has essentially the hardest job, but is the best qualified to be our Kobe-Stopper.

Milly takes on the small forwards: The biggest danger in the west is Lamar Odom, for some reason he abuses us. Millsap needs to be able to guard him on the perimiter.

And Big Al gets Pau Gasol. At least in the post.

Memo ends up being guarded by Pau, opening up the paint for our awesome huge team.

Then guess what: UVSC for Deron (finish your dunks!!!).

Raja off the bench for AK (Hayward backs him up, rooks should get no time in Jerry's system, but Sloan is getting old and forgetful).

Milly doesn't have a back up at SF, double-you, tee, eff. This is troubling.

Jefferson gets a rest with Elson.

And then what happens. FESENKO!! The biggest dude in the league next to Shaq and Dwight. Kids is going to kill it soon enough. He is too big for anyone in the west, he eats Bynum's ice cream cone and doens't ask. He is a killer in boy's clothing. Just wait.

Anyway, just recognize this is the possibility at the moment.
The only real need is chemistry.

GET IT TOGETHER FELLAS!!
HAVE SOME FUN!!